lame toad

A perennial loser at Battletoading.

Garrett is a real lame toad these days. I just battletoaded him AGAIN!

by BattleToadKing April 23, 2010

wonky toad

When someone is absolutely convinced they will never take ketamin again and only moments later is reduced to a toady mess on the party floor mumbling about ballbags and dribbling on ladies.

The anaemic toad when in with the mysterious ginger weasel becomes enraged and he and his sidekick the rare african closet gremlin. went on a magical journey from the land of carpet to the vinyl mountain. He then feeling challenged issues mucus from his griffnuts and transforms into a wonky toad.

by willhelm654 August 11, 2011

Djibouti Toad Hop

The act of railing someone in the ass while hopping.

Som Tmith got railed in the ass last night while doing the Djibouti Toad Hop .

by Dobert Roll January 30, 2017

Getting toad

Getting unwantedly fucked by a disfigured toad-shaped penis, in either a literal or metaphorical sense.

The Browns totally got toad again on Thursday night.

Did you hear Sheila got toad last night? So happy for her. FINALLY.

Fuck man, I’m getting toad right now at work.

Stormy Daniels is getting toad by the President.

by Bl6nc0 September 19, 2018

Dat Toad

A really cool person, makes good memes and watches porn. A dat toad is also very cool. Please believe me on that oh my g

"Hey bro, did you see what dat toad was watching last night?"
"Yeah man, something bout a uhhh...... magical sleepover??"

by inklingthot December 10, 2018

Sack of Toads

When a guy's sack is so nasty looking and messed up that it has the appearance of a sack of toads. The extra skin on the scrotum allows room for the "toads" (testicles) to swim around

Dude, i saw Sam's scrotum last night, he has such a sack of toads!!!!

by J.A.H. = BAMF June 2, 2009

Kremit da toad

Like Kermit the but is toad

I had butt sex with kremit da toad

by Die_slowly666 July 30, 2018