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Pennsylvania Tow Truck 

An alternative method for delivering a baby. When the woman enters into labor the man must engage in sexual intercourse until the baby attaches to the penis, most likely via the mouth, as in a trailer hitch. The baby must then be pulled from the uterus and vagina from the thrusting of the coitus.
DERIVATIVE: When in Pennsylvania, where most solutions must be "MacGuyvered" due to lack of wealth, "Tow trucks" consist of your friend hooking your Ford Focus up to his F150 via a 10 ft. cloth strap, and him driving away while you stay in your vehicle to steer, for safety purposes.
*NOTE: A true Pennsylvania Tow truck will require the umbilical cord to be fully extended followed by a jaunt down the street to show off your new child to the neighbors
There's Carol and Bob, must not be able to afford the doctor as they hired a Pennsylvania Tow truck. That's their 7th child.
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Captain Salt Truck 

The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.
Captain Salt Truck by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009
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poop truck 

a car, particularly a truck (suburban, etc.), covered in a poop-like substance resembling that of dust, sand, tar, mud, or dirt.
We were walking down the street in Canada and I saw a car covered in dusty dirt! I then decided to write "Poop Truck" on the window with my finger!
poop truck by missingno. February 23, 2009

Presidential Dump Truck 

This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.
Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!

dumps like a truck 

From Sisqo's own mouth... “What I was really referring to was ― a dump truck when it backs up, it’s like, ‘beep, beep beep.’ So, ‘she had dumps like a dump truck’ is, like, when girls do a booty dance move and they look back at their butt. She’s like a dump truck back-back-backing it up.”

This was stated in an interview with HuffPost back in 2016.
Man, see that girl over there? She's got dumps like a truck!
dumps like a truck by Charbonne December 16, 2017

ice Cream Truck 

A White Truck that comes around summertime around you're neighborhood to sell ice cream to everyone to keep cool.
Hey it's The ice Cream Truck!
ice Cream Truck by Ratt April 8, 2005

yard truck 

A yard truck is a truck that is not roadworthy, or registered, will not pass inspection, and is only used off road. Typically used in the yard to haul junk around. You can find them at almost any wrecking yard with shirtless toothless wonders behind the wheel.
Hoss! Fire up dat yard truck en get dis dogshit outta heeea!!

Awww fuck! It wont staaat!
yard truck by rrob442 October 24, 2006