Torta

Torta in Spanish is used for lesbians for example

“La vida es corta, hacete torta” Kinda means “Life is short make you part of LGTB”

by pikakurta March 2, 2021

Total Football

Derived from Johan Cruyff's theory of having a soccer team full of midfielders, that can fulfill all roles on a soccer pitch. It relates in this sense to not specialising in your current group of friends and diversifying and incorporating more people into a circle of friends. Metaphorically speaking, no specialest just a big group of midfielders, that constantly expands and grows.

We are going to have a Total Football weekend, inviting a whole lot of different people with the hope of everyone getting along and becomming friends.

by supergeesh September 15, 2011

total resistance

An oxnard band with celebrity members Adolf Hitler, Richard Simmons, Bill Cosby, and Pamel Anderson.

see also emo

Total Resistance plays with various emo bands and their groupies.

by jesiah December 17, 2003

Total eclipse

Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.

Total eclipse is dumb

by Lalallalalalaa July 2, 2018

t-total bitch

A person (woman) who thinks that they are above anyone and everyone in every way, shape, or form; is usually a dumb blonde bimbo or a popular girl

"Man, she is a t-total bitch. Ugh."

by Poppykat March 25, 2021

Trotard

A man on YouTube who holds such immense retard powers that not even god himself understands what it is. The powers of his tard are extremely overwhelming.

"Dude did you see Trotard today? Some kid with downs tried to out-tard him but was eviscerated immediately."

by RvvrBuggl September 23, 2021

totaled

when the pimply faced boy gets drunk and crashes his parents car until you can never have seent that it was a fucking buick

he totaled the car and his dad killed him.

by asian September 8, 2003