on the desperation train

To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

by a66spam February 1, 2014

Jamaican Freight Train

When you are fucking a girl in her poop shoot and she is smoking a fat blunt at the same time. When you bust your man gravy in her ass she blows the smoke out of her mouth.

Bro, did you give her the Jamaican Freight Train?

by Yeet Squad August 26, 2016

st louis train wreck

When you get gangbanged with the intent of deforming your vaginal and/or anal walls.

"Dude, my girl was in a St Louis Train Wreck."

by SirShitsHimself October 27, 2017

Jamaican Meat Train (JMT)

A phrase coined following the events that transpired between the members of the 1988 Jamaican bobsled team in a Calgary hotel room. An act in which four men, of Jamaican heritage, run a train on one another, leaving one man, known as the engineer, at the front of the train guiding the man-sled.

My girl and I just watched Disney's 1993 hit Cool Runnings and now she wants to try a Jamaican Meat Train (JMT) together, but I don't have the heart to tell her she'll have to watch.

by Meattrainer April 7, 2021

Toxic Gossip Train

When things are being said about you that are 100% true, but you don’t want to admit it, so you blame it on the Toxic Gossip Train.

Person 1: Guys, I’m a victim of the Toxic Gossip Train-
Person 2: YOU LITERALLY THREW THAT DOG OFF THE ROOF, I WATCHED YOU

by AceSpaceCase August 5, 2023

Toxic gossip train

The Toxic gossip train is a term for a train that passes through the Manipulation station. The Toxic gossip train spreads information that seem misleading, but are actually true.

C: All aboard the Toxic gossip train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation.

by tootsie33 August 10, 2023

H.I.T(Hoe In Training)

Defined but not limited to a young high school girl in between the age of 16 and 18, wears little or no clothes for attention, and makes friends with benefits.

Miley Cirrus The Olsen Twins Your 17 year old little sister booty shorts leggings party dresses H.I.T(Hoe In Training)

by JR_Crooks July 28, 2011