touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

by KalbHimar December 22, 2021

Touching Cloth

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

by Amy Noonan August 9, 2003

touching cloth

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 2, 2021

Out of Touch

Shake it up is all that we know
Using the bodies up as we go
I'm waking up to fantasy
The shades all around aren't the colors we used to see
Broken ice still melts in the sun
And times that are broken can often be one again
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Take a look around

You're out of touch
I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around

Oh, ohh
Ohh

Reaching out for something to hold
Looking for a love where the climate is cold
Manic moves and drowsy dreams
Or living in the middle between the two extremes
Smoking guns hot to the touch
Would cool down if we didn't
Use them so much, yeah
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Too much

You're out of touch
I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around

Oh, ohh
Ohh
Ooh
Oh, ohh
Ohh (ohh)

(Out of touch, out of touch)

(Wow!) You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
You're out of touch

I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around

You're out of touch (we're soul alone, girl)
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around (not around)
You're out of touch

I'm out of time (out of touch, out of time)
But I'm out of my head (out of touch, out of time, girl)
When you're not around

You're out of touch

Reach out for something to hold (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around (too cold, girl)
You're out of touch (too cold, girl)
I'm out of time (too cold, girl)
Yeah open eyes (not around)

You're out of touch (out of touch)
I'm out of time (out of time, out of touch)
But I'm out of my head (out of time)
When you're not around

You're out of touch

Yeah I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around

by Death Menace July 4, 2023

touched the floor

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

Touch mickey

Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock

I'll meet you in an athlone carpark for a game of touch mickeys

by Big mama mar May 6, 2020