Toilet song

A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?

#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔

#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑

Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!

😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂

#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
by Tommy Didads March 23, 2019
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skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a popular meme across gen alpha which contains heads in toilets and flashlights up your ass
skibidi toilet is so cringe i would rather shove a flashlight up my ass than watch it
by gyattsmacker69 September 30, 2023
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take a toilet

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!
by mangusforeal June 17, 2006
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10% Toilet

When you take so long on the toilet, you use up 10% of your iPhone battery playing games.
That was one hell of a chilli last night bob, I just had a 10% toilet!
by Danno81 March 02, 2011
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Toilet Meeting

The definition of this word means to go and plop a shit in the commode.
Can we hurry this up? Cause I have a toilet meeting I have to attend to.
by Quentin_B. March 02, 2007
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angry toilet

a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.
Man! that angry toilet just soaked me on the way out.
by ACE L April 01, 2009
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