🥪 San-Witch
/ˈsænˌwɪtʃ/
noun · emotionally edible
1. A real sandwich infused with emotional memory. Constructed from layers of nostalgic ingredients — often combining warmth, longing, memorable thoughts that evoke specific moments, people, or places, and a splash of ridiculous joy — pressed together between two slices of the present moment.
More than food, it’s a quiet ritual of reflection, often created during days when you crave grounding, comfort, or nostalgia.
🪄 A San-Witch isn’t defined by sadness — it holds joy, absurdity, longing, or even quiet triumph. It’s a sensory echo, plated.
💫 A San-Witch is never one-size-fits-all. It’s like a personalized spell — each one is crafted from someone’s very own emotional pantry.
Key Ingredients might include:
• One soft slice of a warm memory
• A crunchy layer of humor or imagination
• A spread of emotional comfort (like cat cuddles, old pop songs, or garlic butter)
• Optional: pickled uncertainty, sunny eggs of hope, or bitters of ‘what-could’ve-been’
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2. A metaphysical meal — the emotional energy absorbed while eating or imagining said sandwich. A fusion of taste and memory. Sometimes eaten in silence. Sometimes with a playlist. Always with a tender heart.
/ˈsænˌwɪtʃ/
noun · emotionally edible
1. A real sandwich infused with emotional memory. Constructed from layers of nostalgic ingredients — often combining warmth, longing, memorable thoughts that evoke specific moments, people, or places, and a splash of ridiculous joy — pressed together between two slices of the present moment.
More than food, it’s a quiet ritual of reflection, often created during days when you crave grounding, comfort, or nostalgia.
🪄 A San-Witch isn’t defined by sadness — it holds joy, absurdity, longing, or even quiet triumph. It’s a sensory echo, plated.
💫 A San-Witch is never one-size-fits-all. It’s like a personalized spell — each one is crafted from someone’s very own emotional pantry.
Key Ingredients might include:
• One soft slice of a warm memory
• A crunchy layer of humor or imagination
• A spread of emotional comfort (like cat cuddles, old pop songs, or garlic butter)
• Optional: pickled uncertainty, sunny eggs of hope, or bitters of ‘what-could’ve-been’
⸻
2. A metaphysical meal — the emotional energy absorbed while eating or imagining said sandwich. A fusion of taste and memory. Sometimes eaten in silence. Sometimes with a playlist. Always with a tender heart.
• “She didn’t cry. She made her San-Witch, took a bite, and the world softened.”
• “She bit into her San-Witch and let the melted cheese of yesterday blur the sharp edges of today.”
• “This isn’t just lunch. It’s a San-Witch.”
• “He doesn’t know he was the tomato in my last San-Witch.”
• “Grilled cheese? Nah. Grilled calm.”
• “This San-Witch is dedicated to Mr.WonderWall - The Intergalactic Vampire Wizard who ghosted me for 4-months. Tear-soaked sandwich for today.”
• “She bit into her San-Witch and let the melted cheese of yesterday blur the sharp edges of today.”
• “This isn’t just lunch. It’s a San-Witch.”
• “He doesn’t know he was the tomato in my last San-Witch.”
• “Grilled cheese? Nah. Grilled calm.”
• “This San-Witch is dedicated to Mr.WonderWall - The Intergalactic Vampire Wizard who ghosted me for 4-months. Tear-soaked sandwich for today.”
by Pomsphere June 28, 2025
Get the San-Witchmug. "Witch Bitch" is a term for someone who is not just your average unpleasant person but embodies a scary, psychopathic, voodoo-like behavior. They are vengeful, temperamental, ruthless, chaotic, and have a personality disorder, stopping at nothing until they are satisfied with causing suffering.
1. After they split, Jane turned into a total witch bitch, pullin' all sorts of wild moves to make her ex's life a living hell.
2. In our wild office, everyone knew to stay on Sandra's good side 'cause nobody wanted to deal with the witch bitch drama if they got on her bad side.
2. In our wild office, everyone knew to stay on Sandra's good side 'cause nobody wanted to deal with the witch bitch drama if they got on her bad side.
by Baby_Blue_82 July 23, 2024
Get the Witch Bitchmug. A crazy horse chick that is that typical horse girl from school- but is now an adult. 99% chance of being a freaky whore in bed. Also a borderline alcoholic. Also super competitive at trivia.
by Sexilexi October 28, 2019
Get the Twitch witchmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackerumug. When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.
Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.
Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!
Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!
by ManMan36 July 30, 2016
Get the classic witch notationmug. Person 1: Did you hear that Sadie is a witch?
Person 2: Ugh, I did. That's literally so embarrasing.
Person 2: Ugh, I did. That's literally so embarrasing.
by rivtides April 26, 2021
Get the Witchmug. Period associated with macabre moments, that occurs hours before dawn. Between 00:00 (zero o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three). However, this period is more connected between 03:00 (three o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three).
by Ççññççññççññ July 29, 2025
Get the witching hourmug.