A term used for a table in a restaurant that is above 6 while still being below 8 and is the reason why I declared war on the native hippos of antartica after they didn’t give nachos because “7 is an unlucky number” buncha frickin idiots.
by Reginald Glocksonion May 19, 2022
Get the Table 7 mug.When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.
by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018
Get the Table topping mug.It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
by Josh1981 February 9, 2008
Get the staining the table mug.a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.
We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.
by ReadyLH May 6, 2008
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Get the turn tables mug.1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.
2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009
Get the Table faced mug.Noun - A phrase used to describe a person who drops a large amount of crumbs on a table or surface and or the crumbs that were dropped.
When directed towards a person it is most commonly used as "Crumby-Mc-Table-Dressing"
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Thanks for the table dressing.
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Thanks for the table dressing.
by Ryan1one January 16, 2011
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