Table 7

A term used for a table in a restaurant that is above 6 while still being below 8 and is the reason why I declared war on the native hippos of antartica after they didn’t give nachos because “7 is an unlucky number” buncha frickin idiots.

“Table 7 is unlucky”
Yeah sure bud

by Reginald Glocksonion May 19, 2022

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

table whore

a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.

We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.

by ReadyLH May 6, 2008

turn tables

where you spin the girl ur fucking on ur dick round and round

the girl wanted a thrill ride so i gave her the turn tables

by Slangwordmasta June 6, 2016

Table faced

1. Being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.

1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.

2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009

Table Dressing

Noun - A phrase used to describe a person who drops a large amount of crumbs on a table or surface and or the crumbs that were dropped.

When directed towards a person it is most commonly used as "Crumby-Mc-Table-Dressing"

Or

Thanks for the table dressing.

by Ryan1one January 16, 2011