Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

Scooped

Scooped; when you or another person gets cheated out of a favorable outcome that should have been a guarantee. You can also scoop others. I.e. request time off when you knew they wanted that day.

Tip: Yo, did you get a chance to snag some free Olive Garden?
Jak: Nah, I didn't get an email and now the foods gone. They Scooped me on that one.

by Scoopdiwhoop November 10, 2019

Scoop

To direspect someone in a certain type of way.

Continue you like that and i’ll scoop u ain't

by Shauna.T April 2, 2019

Front Scoop

Front scooping is the act of wiping your ass from back to front while sitting on the toilet. When front scooping, one reaches down into the front of the toilet and reaches deep towards the back of the bowl to reach their asshole.

Todd spent a lifetime front scooping, and more often then not ended up always have shit on his balls.

by SwaggyZ WV December 27, 2018

alley-scoop

When a hockey player scoops the puck up from behind the goal net over the top of the net and another player is able to slap the puck into the net for a goal scoring play.

Trevor Zegras made an alley-scoop to Sonny Milano who hit the puck out of mid-air, into the goal for a score.

by Spanky D December 13, 2021

dope-scoop

another term for a weed bong

ewwww a dope-scoop? bruh, just do edibles like the rest of us sane people

by bugsfromsafeway February 13, 2025

Scoop noodle

Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.

Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum

by Codterms101 April 11, 2023