Mitchell

A fucking Big ass blonde fucker who Calls girls bitches only he is madly in love

Mitchell: Bitch
You: *sends something evil right back*
Mitchell: Insert swears here

by HI_MUFFIN658 June 16, 2020

Mitchel

Someone that skips school all the time and only drinks cola

He's not at school, what a Mitchel.

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.

" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."

by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022

Mitchell

A person who gets mad at his friend for spending time with his girlfriend, rather than him.

Dude, Alex just went off on me right now for going to the movies with my girl instead of him! He’s being such a mitchell

by ARinneyTinTin June 10, 2022

Mitchel

Wanneer iemand Mitchel heet betekend dit dat je beter kan oppassen voor de 23cm lange kitspuit achter zijn gulp.

Alle mannen moeten hun vrouwtjes in het nest verstoppen voor hun gezicht geglazuurd is met een 2cm dikke laag liefdescream.

Die Mitchel heeft mijn vriendin ge-cream-ed

by Titomakanii November 22, 2021

Mitchell Perron

When the idiot loser from high school says something so dumb everyone who hears it becomes less intelligent

Yea, Trevor sure pulled a Mitchell Perron when he said his dick hurt because his boyfriend bit it again

by DanielleSmithistrash July 10, 2023

Dexstar Flynn Mitchell

This is a dangerous man with a massive schlong and will absolutely rail ur sister and if u don't have one he'll give you one.

Hey Dexstar Flynn Mitchell

by Definitely not a porn bot December 8, 2023