by doug p January 10, 2008
A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.
by Im a dunce May 04, 2022
It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).
Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)
by Sat213 August 20, 2008
The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.
Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!
by Vanilla johnson April 10, 2010
This is a non-gender specific term for underpants. This originated in the early 1980s in Oceanside California.
Says little Susie to parent “all Santa brought me For Christmas was some new Johnson Holders, I wanted a puppy!”
by HarshCappin May 21, 2019
an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.
someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
by elliewilliamsrealwife June 21, 2023
Just the whitest name itw. he also eats raw eggs and meat. he wears white clothes only, and he uses black clothes as toilet paper.
by void_> April 26, 2023