Okay, here's a funny Urban Dictionary entry for "Craig":
Craig (n.)
1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.
2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.
3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.
4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
Craig (n.)
1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.
2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.
3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.
4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
"I had a date with a Craig last night. He stood me up and then texted me he was fucked at the pub.'"
by Undying_insomnia June 8, 2025
Get the Craigmug. A absolute star of a works hard and loves his loved ones harder does all he can for who matter to him,
by anonymous December 20, 2024
Get the Craig Jeremymug. No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.
by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019
Get the Johnathon Craigmug. 
by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021
Get the Craig Sellersmug. The technical term for "the ideal man"
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023
Get the Craigmug. The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.
by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023
Get the Craig Steadmanmug.