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Chris

A lonely man who never has any friends, usually someone who is an asshole and tries way too hard to get a girlfriend. He usually will act like a badass even though he is a weak man. It is common for people with this name to be in a Choir or in Gym although he doesn't actually try.
by Not-A-Chris March 25, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Some cunt who uses an S10+ and molests children
Yo did you see that guy Chris, he touched my son
by Bruce Garcia April 19, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A real ass nigga who stays to himself but has dirt on everybody and chooses not to expose people An a class clown and he also has a ugly laugh
Chris is that nigga
by Clmeu February 5, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Some autism defected homo who plays fortnite all day and screams at pixels on his $3 monitor. Honestly someone you shouldn’t be friends with in any situation what so ever
Ohh look it’s Chris,
Dang he really got that angry at his piss poor fortnite skills

Probably a nonce
by RussianSlav November 3, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

The hottest kid in school, who works hard and will become rich later in life. He will be ready for everything and everyone. He hides how hot he really is.
Me: hey Chris, how are you?
Chris: Great just focusing on gaming and homework.
Me: Ok, Cya.
by Tinkerbot October 24, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A gay fucking queer do he bag that nobody likes
by 1358008 April 10, 2017
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

An English Man with the attitude of a white ratchet girl living in a small town of Kentucky, but yet has one big dick that all the girls rave about. He is educated, but can be a major cunt. Hence, the total white girl attitude.
Girl: have you heard of Chris?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a little bitch, but daaaaamn does he have a Huge dick on him. I only think about it every second of the day
by landlockedvaginutis August 13, 2016
mugGet the Chrismug.

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