Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object

Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore

by Bornator September 26, 2022

gucci in the loui store

when something is going well

yo me and my girl Gucci in the loui store

by jordan jewsome January 6, 2022

grocery store phone

the phone your mom gets at the grocery store. probably runs on android.

"Yeah, my mom got me one of those grocery store phones for Christmas."

by AugustineIsHere December 8, 2021

Storing

A psychopaths way of saying shopping but changed to flirt the American word for shop: store

Psychopath: I'm gonna go on a storing spree!
A sane person: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022

Dollar store donkeykong

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong

Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then

by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022

Pottery Store

An excuse to not come into work.

Sorry Tobin I can’t cover, I have to go to the pottery store.

by Matt_Beau March 18, 2022

Store Lars

A danish way of saying someone is retarded or incapable of doing basic tasks.

Look! He's in a wheelchair! He's such a Store Lars
God, how can you be such a Store Lars

by Kastanjemanden December 30, 2020