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A suggested renaming for a "wireless mouse," playing on the idea that it scurries around like a hamster, navigating through a digital landscape without a physical connection.
Ever since I got my new hamster, I can work from anywhere without worrying about tangled wires!
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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hamster tank victim

GLLURG GLUURG PLEASE LET ME OUT MEEP MEEP FLUURURUGH FLURRUGH HELP MEEEP GLURHLE
a hamster tank victim was created when peanut mistook an aquarium as an enclosure for her new pet.
by sangre August 13, 2025
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Disabled hamster

A mentally challenged, woman who went through a postpartum episode.
That bitch is really a “disabled hamster
by Criticalchris September 2, 2025
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Hamstering

When you climb on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and your lady sucks you off underneath like a hamster drinking from a water bottle
I took the chick up out in the Civic last night and she did some hamstering on me.
by AjayCee005 October 2, 2025
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Hamstering

When a man lies down face down on top of a car, with his erect penis protruding through the sunroof, where he is given a blowjob. It is referred to as hamstering because it resembles a hamster in a cage drinking from a water bottle.
Dude, I just visited a new dogging spot and someone was deadass hamstering! It was hot af, ngl.
by TopicopediaPodcast October 4, 2025
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Hamstering

A sexual act involving two people and a car with a sunroof.

Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Josh and Christina were Hamstering in his car the other night?”

Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”
by lowkey. November 13, 2025
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a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time
'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''
by qph servant November 18, 2025
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