ARE: typical non-sports gomers who go ga-ga when their sports team surprisingly enters the post-season. They often shells out hundreds and thousands of dollars to buy crapola seats at the nose bleed sections just to show their friends that "I AM A FAN". Aka - Scalpers' Victims.
Dude 1: "Hey! The Colorado Rox has won 20 games in a row - let's go get scalpers' tickets on Craigslist!!!"
Dude 2: "I am a real baseball fan - that means I cheer for the pathetic CUBS. I am no Badwagon Fan, and besides you didn't even go earlier when I had free tix!"
Dude 2: "I am a real baseball fan - that means I cheer for the pathetic CUBS. I am no Badwagon Fan, and besides you didn't even go earlier when I had free tix!"
by Dr Stanley Peptide October 22, 2007
by ekt8750 June 05, 2009
Generally defined as a man with <90IQ, confused about sport and nearly always 100% homosexual. An AFL fan will spend about most of their days hating on NRL, the real Australian sport, or other than that, lining up on Welfare Payments outside Centrelink.
What is AFL? Imagine a soccer goal post, remove the crossbar so goals can be shot 10 metres over the top, quadruple the width of the goals and remove the goalie. A typical AFL fan lacks the required skill to kick a goal under such conditions, which even the mentally and physically disabled find easy to achieve. To make the game homosexually friendly, a point is rewarded for missing a goal 50 metres in width, frankly more points should be rewarded for missing goals due the sheer impossibility of the task.
The majority of the AFL fan base resides in Melbourne where straightened hair on men are seen as normal by the populace.
What is AFL? Imagine a soccer goal post, remove the crossbar so goals can be shot 10 metres over the top, quadruple the width of the goals and remove the goalie. A typical AFL fan lacks the required skill to kick a goal under such conditions, which even the mentally and physically disabled find easy to achieve. To make the game homosexually friendly, a point is rewarded for missing a goal 50 metres in width, frankly more points should be rewarded for missing goals due the sheer impossibility of the task.
The majority of the AFL fan base resides in Melbourne where straightened hair on men are seen as normal by the populace.
AFL Fan: Fuck bro I missed the AFL grand finals last night!
Real man: Maybe it's cause you're sucking on cock?
AFL Fan 2: I heard AFL is a lot better than watching grass grow..
Real man: Nah mate sounds like you're mistaken.
AFL Fan 3: Fuck I wish there was gay porn where I can jack off with right now!
Real man: You're in luck cunt, the AFL is on.
AFL Fan 4: Which team do you root for in the AFL?
AFL Fan 5: I'll root for a team after you take your cock out of my ass.
Real man: Maybe it's cause you're sucking on cock?
AFL Fan 2: I heard AFL is a lot better than watching grass grow..
Real man: Nah mate sounds like you're mistaken.
AFL Fan 3: Fuck I wish there was gay porn where I can jack off with right now!
Real man: You're in luck cunt, the AFL is on.
AFL Fan 4: Which team do you root for in the AFL?
AFL Fan 5: I'll root for a team after you take your cock out of my ass.
by Roosters2012 October 20, 2011
A person that supports a soccer team caled Millwall. These people usually regularly partake in incest. They are often poor and live in caravans. They are the scum of the earth. This type of person is now hard to find as South London is now taken over by blacks.
by Josh Clarke July 20, 2004
by theo April 19, 2003
A group of Football fans that like to banter other clubs creative players while their clubs only creative output is from a washed up playmaker creating inspirational tweets.
by Hyorei December 06, 2020
the guy or girl at the concert who (annoyingly) knows every single word to every single song and feels the absolute NEED to sing out loud the entire time.
the verbatim fan will most likely ruin the concert for all who surround them.
the verbatim fan usually sings out of key with his or her eyes closed the entire time because they really "feel" the music and emotions which inspired such lyrics.
verbatim fans are known to cry during the "sad songs".
the verbatim fan will most likely ruin the concert for all who surround them.
the verbatim fan usually sings out of key with his or her eyes closed the entire time because they really "feel" the music and emotions which inspired such lyrics.
verbatim fans are known to cry during the "sad songs".
oh great! out of the 15,000 seats here, we need to get stuck next to the god damned verbatim fan! well, at least we know there's someone here to cover for lead singer in case he gets stuck by lightning.
by Emm Sea Lowfizz July 17, 2008