Carpet Muncher

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"Carpet Muncher"
Girls Who Lick Girls "Vachina"

by Cracklee<3 March 5, 2009

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laughing at the carpet

Being violently sick. so much so you start jurking back and forth as if you are laughing

I got wasted last! Mumfound me laughing at the carpet

by Barry Hennett May 13, 2008

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Red Carpet

An extremely good looking woman that you would take to the most important functions.

She is definitely red carpet. I'd take her home to momma.

by NURREDIN March 7, 2009

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Red Carpet

when A womans pubic hair is styled in a Brazillian, but has had the rather embarrasing mishap of starting her period.
therefore, her pubic hair is stained red, giving the illusion of a "Red Carpet"

James:So, you get anywhere with megan last night?
Jamie:Nearly, but i took off her thong and she had a red carpet!it was so gross
James:Aw man,tough break.my girlfriend never has that problem
Jamie:its ok,i dumped her for sarah.she shaves.
JAmes:Nice.

by Carlita The Ninja Albanian. January 14, 2008

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junkies carpet

Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in

I've got a week till payday, looks like I'm on junkies carpet till then

by JohnnyHash January 29, 2019

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Carpet Muncher

A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)

“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”

by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018

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