When you see him, you will find yourself running for your life as he is very, very ugly. He is also very, very stupid so you may find him asking you for answers. If you see this person, immediately run for your life!
An example of what a Christian would say during a verbal fight: “OH YEAH EGGHEAD MOTHERTRUCKER!?” And ladies and gentlemen, that is a Christian. It does not take long to see the signs.
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Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
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Girl #1 omg he’s YOUR boyfriend?
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Get the Christian mug.A person who believes in God the Father, Son (Jesus), and the Holy Spirit as the Creator of everything good in this world, accepts Him into their heart and submit to the direction of the Holy Spirit. That's it. However, this person has a lifestyle that follows because of the change of heart the Holy Spirit gives them. A lifestyle as such: This person believes the bible to be completely true and knows how to interpret it. This person follows Jesus to the best of their ability and asks for forgiveness when they fail. This person is humble and Holy Spirit led instead of emotion led. This person doesn't justify sin. This person tells others about Jesus because of their love and compassion for humanity so that we can all live in paradise with Him as we were meant to from the beginning.
Shawna is such a devout Christian. She is humble, loving, compassionate, bold, confident, non-judgmental, obedient, prayerful, wise and patient.
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