Butt drape

An oversized sweater worn to conceal a woman's rather large derrière.
Damn, Steve's chick is rockin' the butt drape tonight! She ain't foolin' nobody., though. You can see that fat ass from a mile away!
by Bigjimelrod November 27, 2014
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Poop in the butt

This is a phrase that is used when you want to explain how poop is in the butt, or you want to seamlessly add to the conversation.
What’s your answer to the trolley problem?”

“Poop in the butt”
by hate_gt May 23, 2023
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butt lemmings

The balls of lint that collect in the crack of one's ass.
When he bent over to pick up his putt, I could see the butt lemmings on him.
by Kärsö Literary Society December 27, 2010
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Butt Spackle

The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.
Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
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Butt Keeps

-noun
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.

Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.
Ryan: I think I'll eat a sandwich today
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...

Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.
by Shanahan894 December 05, 2009
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Butt Helmet

When a set of bare cheeks is placed atop the head of an unsuspecting victim.
Hey everyone. look over there. I think Mark is giving Joey a Butt helmet.
by babyakry January 11, 2011
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Muddy Butt

When one takes a poop. And doesn't wipe well enough. And when they sweat in their butt crack. It creates mud in there butt.
Dude, I need to go to the bathroom. I got a bad case of the Muddy Butt
by acerz2able February 26, 2016
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