picante butt

When pooping, your butthole feels like it is on fire due to the consumption on spicy foods.

Man, those hot wings gave me picante butt!

Sorry I'm late, I had to sit in the tub because I had a bad case of picante butt!

Dude, that habenero pepper is going to give you picante butt!

by Wabatucky Reds September 27, 2011

choice butts

the best cigarette butts in the ashtray.

"hey man, you got a smoke?"

"nah, but there's some choice butts in the 'tray."

by ghostfeller January 11, 2008

Butt drape

An oversized sweater worn to conceal a woman's rather large derrière.

Damn, Steve's chick is rockin' the butt drape tonight! She ain't foolin' nobody., though. You can see that fat ass from a mile away!

by Bigjimelrod November 26, 2014

glass of butt

When you are thirsty for that ass so you ask for a glass of it.

Damn kid, did you see that ass? I could use a nice glass of butt right about now.

by Joey Sis April 11, 2017

rocket butt

The gastrointestinal distress brought on by eating at Johnny Rockets.

I need to get home quick; I've got about twenty minutes before my rocket butt launches.

by BJ33196 October 8, 2013

butt radar

When your driving home and you really have to poop the closer you get to your toilet. Your butt has a radar that picks up your comfort toilet.

As I was driving home my butt radar really started going off the closer I got home.

by Dick Furgeson May 5, 2016

Butt Helmet

When a set of bare cheeks is placed atop the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Hey everyone. look over there. I think Mark is giving Joey a Butt helmet.

by babyakry January 12, 2011