Testing Hangover

The feeling one gets after participating in a) Challenging test, b) Long, strenuous test, and/or c) A test in which one had no clue about what any of the questions were about. The feeling includes tiredness for a few days, induced feelings of senioritis, the will to say fuck school, headaches, and sluggish-mindedness afterwards for awhile.

Jerry: Dude, what happened to you? You look exhausted!
Lean: I just had an AP test yesterday, I'm on such a testing hangover..
Jerry: So I guess we ain't hanging out today?
Lean: Hell no, I need more sleep, I wish school were to end, and I have a massive headache!

by Spamalam October 23, 2011

Animal testing

Some weirdass thing people do to make medicine. Pretty cool cuz now you don’t have to die from some random-ass disease but also pretty bad because the cool ass animals get hurt ass because the chemical ass ass is harmful ass. But at least-ass we get-ass pay-ass-back for-ass against rats for causing the black plague-ass

Asses may or may not be my favorite animal but i don’t think they are used in animal testing

by this username sucks October 11, 2021

D. Textin'

Stands for drunk texting, but also has a double meaning, that the sender is trying to get his "D" wet.

Dude, the party was such a sausage fest, I was D. Textin' all night.

by nickycccccc January 22, 2011

tuxting

The act of sending a picture of oneself wearing a tuxedo to another.

Marc was tuxting his friend Kirsten so she could get a preview of how he would look at the prom.

by Marky D! May 12, 2010

Textiguity

Misinterpretation of a text. A text that is read incorrectly and can lead to textplanation, via text, which usually involves additional text that are also misinterpreted, ultimately leading to a textapology.

My girlfriend took a text message literally rather than as an intended joke. Due to the textiguity she has not spoken to me in 2 days.

by Pseudojef November 12, 2010

Testing the mic

During missionary position when you bang your dick on the outside of a girl's pussy before pentration

"No conversation exists because the girl is already moaning" -testing the mic

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

testing your heart

when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no.

Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.

by Almighty bull June 10, 2016