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Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.
She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.
by LordViper June 17, 2021
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Pressured texting

Sending a seemingly endless stream of innocuous and sometimes disturbing rapid fire text messages. Subjects typically revolve around about their daily movements thoughts and observations. Similar to the psychiatric term "pressured speech" observed when someone in a psychotic state speaks without stopping or regard to anyone often interrupting and not acknowledging that conversations are supposed to be two way.
Man I had to block Mikes phone he was doing pressured texting maybe hes off his meds ? Its not that I don't care about him but please no more about your electric toothbrush !
by Leostarlight February 25, 2019
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e-text

The act of sending a text message from an e-mail account.
My cell is dead, I'll send you an e-text.
by Sacto J-hole April 28, 2009
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Pavlovian Texting

The phenomenon occuring in groups of people when one person in the group reaches for their cell phone to receive a message, text, etc thereby causing all other members of the group to also check their phones for messages.
Bob: Did you see everyone else look at their phone when my text tone went off? Pavlovian Texting at it's finest.

Joe Bob: Yeah. What a bunch of Pavlovuan texters.
by larch5587 August 2, 2011
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text zombie

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.
That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.
by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010
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zalgo text

Zalgo text is digital text that has been modified with combining characters (Unicode symbols that are generally used to stack diacritics above and below letters) to appear creepy or glitchy.

Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia
I like zalgo text.

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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Text echo

A text, that the longer it goes unanswered, the louder it rings in awkwardness.
'So how about that massage?? ;)' text echoed for a week.
by sixstringer June 21, 2014
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