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biometrics test

While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.
AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!

Matt: Dagger!
by General Burnside July 25, 2007
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The fitness gram pacer test

The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continutes. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. On your mark, get ready, begin.
by Urdadlesbian1 December 1, 2018
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German Crash Test

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)
Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.
by Bob0008 January 4, 2009
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Tessie Tran

noun; a very attractive, super nice, and smart girl that loves her husband like no other; perfect.
Stephanie : "Did you see that new girl at school today? It's only her first day and she's already friends with everyone."
Melanie : "Yeah.. She already aced the first test in APUSH."
Stephanie : "Ugh.. another Tessie Tran."
by Nella Iy November 16, 2010
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Bleep Test

A Fitness test used in schools to mesure how fit one is.
It is measured by how many times you can run 15m.
Jon:What did you get in the bleep test
David:120,you?
Jon:Only 46
David:That Sucks, Man
by Dom2323 May 27, 2007
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Gump Test

To test the idiot-proof nature of a technical document by getting the stupidest person you work with to try and follow it.
"Can you get someone to gump test this doco before we make it available to everyone?"
by Jellyfish March 7, 2006
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the black pregnancy test

The black pregnancy test: Put a piece of chicken inside the female's vagina and wait 30 seconds. If there is a bite, there is a little nigga inside.
Hey Tyrone, have you done the black pregnancy test yet?
Tyrone: No.
by Raging Nonce/Slag/Sket/T January 28, 2018
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