Tarda Clause

A Tarda Clause is a person who gives you a fucked up gift that you never wanted in the first place and have no idea what to do with other than stare at it and wonder what the fuck was wrong with the person who gave it to you.

When a bank sends you a free gift of a football tee with a note that says "a good team starts with a good kick off." The bank is a Tarda Clause.

by Gatlianne October 22, 2009

Tard Monkey

A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!

wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey

by daryy February 20, 2011

Epi-Tard

The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.

Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.

by konnor83 July 26, 2012

T-Tard

A mentally incompetent; stupid, or dumb person.

Micah you are such a T-tard. I can believe you got caught cheating on the test!

by ImTheRealNathan June 5, 2018

tiktok tard

Miming words to a song with no sound while doing vigorous arm movements, usually in public.

"If you're going to be a tiktok tard, you're not going to be standing next to me in the shop."

by Belleaturbandictionary December 29, 2020

Bucky Tard

When someone believes that Buckfast tonic wine is “sweeter” based on the machine number on the back. Some say the bucky gets to their head and causes this.

"Can you believe that Bucky Tard over there? He thinks the number 1 is more sweet than a 32. Swear to god matthew is a Bucky Tard"

by Jackamo45 April 25, 2021

R Tarded

Substitute for "..are retarded".

In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".

The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".

I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."

by Attritionist March 17, 2022