Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.

"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"

by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025

Tactical Burstin

When you plan to go on a date in Folkestone and there's a likely chance of getting some poom poom so you book one of the Grand Burstin's £29 rooms.
Even if your date doesn't put out the room cost less than a standard round of drinks so it doesnt matter

He booked a tactical burstin because he thought she would put out

by af2 June 7, 2019

tactical yak

To forcibly make yourself throw up after a long night of drinking.

Yeah bro I lowkey drank too much last night. Had to hit a tactical yak when I got home.

by Legbruh June 22, 2025

Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 23, 2019

looney tunes tactics

A combat style where you fight with the most out there strats, like an early 90's controlled chaos type cartoon

In AntonBlast, satan fights you on some genuine looney tunes tactics.

by anonymous January 26, 2025

teamfight tactics

Mostly known as TFT it's a game mode in LoL, made by Riot Games, which does not require more than a single limb to play. Just click and move the hero and game plays for you. Completely RNG and brainless, teamfight tactics is perfect entertainment for people so dumb that they can't even play LoL.

"Teamfight tactics is so much fun" - said no person with above average IQ ever

by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022

zone tactics

innovation in order to fulfill.

Dude. You know Greg has zone tactics.

by Juba Ba-Ba March 5, 2011