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Tactical

The subtle art of vomiting whilst avoiding unwanted attention after imbibing too many ladies cans. The said spewing is generally conducted under cover with little chance of fanfare or video footage.
Friend; What took you so long in the pub toilet Robert, were you taking a shit so you could Dame Judy Dench that guy who got you earlier and drenched your nostrils in fecal particles?
Robert; Nah just the usual tactical so I can stay longer
by BrowneAction September 14, 2022
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Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.
Henry: The school found my porno magazine
Joe: Peak, pull a Ts (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently
by The Ping King September 30, 2022
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High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe

When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.

All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*

"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
by Mangokalsong October 15, 2022
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Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat
Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo
by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022
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Gorilla Tactics

(Not to be confused with Guerillia Tactics)

Gorilla Warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which small groups of big, strong alpha males, run at the enemy forces from multiple sides while wearing furry costumes (preferably ones that resemble gorillas). As they run towards the enemy, they will start throwing bananas at them and scream as loud as they can.

The Idea behind this tactic is to confuse and disorganize the enemy lines before the main attack, so that the army can easily kill them off.
"Sir, I believe we need to use Gorilla Tactics here"
by Darth_Nox May 19, 2022
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Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.
I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021
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Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave
by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022
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