Tactical Timmie

Security Forces member that always has more gear on post than he really needs but ends up using it at some point on post or someone who gives him a ton of shit for it and ends up needed it

Why does Tactical Timmie have all this fucking useless gear.

by Vindex447 March 03, 2017

quick tactical

When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.

"I was going round to my girlfriends house in five so i had to smack out a quick tactical."

by Jake C March 04, 2014

Tactical Fuck

Participating in sexual intercourse in a discrete manner, usually in an active combat zone

My best tactical fuck was definitely in the Tet Offensive. I’ll never forget it, the siege of Hill 36 was absolutely WILD. Straight up did missionary in a firefight

by Sleemron September 18, 2021

ho tactics

An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.

I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.

by Spartan Nickie December 21, 2016

Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 24, 2019

Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat

Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo

by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022