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Paramorettes Syndrome

a severe illogical, seldomly involuntary, vocalization disorder caused by the auditory sensation of any female-fronted rock band that individuals tend to believe sound like, mimic, or attempt to recreate, and/or reproduce, music in a similar fashion to Paramore; causing the individual to articulately hypothesize, without a carefully considered rational thought, that each band is plagiarizing Paramore.
Did you just say that band sounds like Paramore? I'm getting you checked for Paramorettes Syndrome.

Save your Paramorettes, for someone else because I love my female-fronted bands.
by Panda Cakes December 16, 2010
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baggyballbag-syndrome

A terrible disease which is not contagious, therefor inherited at birth. It's deadly yet arousing symptons include thinning of the scrotum and sagging of the scrotum. It can however be contracted by transexuals if they injest excessive amounts of homeless people. There is no found cure for this disease at this present time, however it can temporarily be prevented by ironing the scrotum daily on a high heat.
dude Derek's mum told me he has baggyballbag-syndrome!!! I feel so bad for him should we buy him a new iron?
by sir ball-bag-alot December 22, 2010
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Bueller Syndrome

named after the fictional character Ferris Bueller from the movie 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Bueller Syndrome is the code phrase for someone who has called in sick to school or work so they can enjoy a day off. Bueller Syndrome typically afflicts those who feel their jobs are permenantly or temporarily boring or dissatisfying and coincides with sunny, warm days.
John: You weren't here yesterday. Were you sick?

Alan: Kinda...I had Bueller Syndrome.
by johnneboy May 13, 2010
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Stoichkov Syndrome

Affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.
In this situation (where Stoichkov Syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the European Football Championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 participating nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (Bulgaria), offering a clue...

#1: "One of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation."

#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)

"Stoichkov"

#2 and #3: "Bulgaria!"

#1: "Yes! Incredible!"
by kramssor April 25, 2009
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oompaloompa syndrome

a short, fat, man that looks, talks, walks, and sounds like a like a oompaloompa
by nikkiej94 January 10, 2008
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Twourette's syndrome

Repeatedly and incessantly using salty language on Twitter, either by dint of a habit that one is not aware of or doing so intentionally as a means to some end.

Constant use of the same catchphrase (i.e. 'Shit on a biscuit') or discussion of the same topic ad infinitum can also be considered sign(s) of Twourette's.
He says 'fuck' in literally every second or third tweet. He must have Twourette's syndrome.
by shit on a biscuit April 12, 2009
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RG Syndrome

to have RG Syndrome you must be unable to receive an erection. One who suffers from erectile dysfunction.
teen 1: I heard Tom Cruise has RG Syndrome. Do you know of any truth is this?

teen 2: I don't know, you'd have to ask his wife.
by MAK+NPH=LIFE February 16, 2009
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