Strife Life

When your life is so chaotic, yet so haggard you have nothing left but a pair of socks and a mickey of wisers

"Man, my grandma just got robbed at gun point"

"Strife life gringo"

by Anaraxic August 1, 2008

scriffy

The opposite of spiffy.

Aw, crap, I'm not feeling too spiffy today. What a scriffy day.

by PeachyKeen June 25, 2003

Stiffy

Boner or errection, only in male humans (Occasionally animals)

Look, I have a stiffy

by Car fucker March 28, 2019

Diamond Stiffed Mesh

A mesh of which your friends and/or families detest, and would rather replace with iron stiffed mesh.

Person 1: Hey, I wasted your diamonds to make some diamond stiffed mesh, and ended up getting more diamonds that it cost to make it!
Person 2: Commit soup on side idot

by diamond>iron January 30, 2019

Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

stiff panus

A pretentious little motherfucker who likes to dress up as a scaly brown lizard.

He sucks, a lot... and takes it in the bum bum.

Ralph: Woah, John, that guy is taking it in the ass in public!
John: Yeah dude, that guy is SUCH a stiff panus.

by TremulantRock December 5, 2004

Josh Strife Hayes

A guy with a crippling addiction to MMOs who makes Youtube videos talking about how his addiction has led him to playing very bad MMOs that you probably remember playing as a kid in search of new content.

Josh Strife Hayes plays Final Fantasy 14 online

by Signup Man December 10, 2021