shifted his own stick

To masturbate.

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011

by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011

SITFTWL

Shiting In The Fucking Toilet While Laughing

OHH meen i´m totally SITFTWL!! jajajajajaja

by DANIELOUPS June 29, 2011

Shift at Thorntons

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.

Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.

by Welshasian February 22, 2012

shift mind imprint

unlock undesirable or unwanted mind control

i realized my thoughts were being manipulated;they were truly not my own ;i was being imprinted ,and i conciously needed to shift mind imprint, to another level where i was in control

by kjzhirah April 1, 2015

shift trading

The act of asking a coworker to cover your shift, and trading it with them. Using the Coffee Mobile app is the best way to complete shift trading on ones mobile device.

Yo, I want to hit up that sweet concert but I have to work. Good thing I have this Shift Trading app so somebody can cover me.

by Coffee Mobile November 18, 2015

Stiction

The combination of the words "sticky" and "friction" used to describe how much traction a moving object has in relation to another.

Those tires have awesome stiction on the snow.

by cklawn October 7, 2016

shift some units

Slingin some hardcore drugs. Any bloke you see wearing his speedies outside centerlink with a bumbag hanging over his puffed out chest is sure to be

Hey bro want to go chase some gangas tomorrow arvo?

Cant bruz, rent is due, gotta go shift some units

by dingas4lyf August 5, 2016