Butterhorn Squirrel

When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.

I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.

by AITMA Ballz April 22, 2022

Catching A Squirrel

The Code Name For : Jerking Off

"Be Right Back Catching A Squirrel"

by Mr.Google April 30, 2015

punching the squirrel

When you puke in a toilet

He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel

by Tunod81 November 24, 2017

Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel

A group of people or person that are/is crackheady', retarded, low-lives, inbred, or in general just dumb as two rocks fucking.

"Cleetus you Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel quit smoking meth everytime you do, you end up fucking the livestock!"... "One of these days your dumbass might actually fuck a female and knock up one of the poor bastards"

by Sly.Farron June 22, 2021

squadrels

a being that is mainly found around the area of Corvallis, Oregon... it is believe to be composed of 1/2 Waffle and 1/2 Squirrel.

Kyle: DOODE!!! did you see those squadrels in front of McNerdy this morning?
James: I TOTALLY DID, it was ripping that place up man!!
Kyle: I totally wanted to bite into it's sticky gooey center
James: Dude thats gross...

by James R. Grey March 23, 2008

Squirrel

This is a term for a light person who can drink as much if not more than you.

Eric Ward is a squirril. He drank his body weight in beer tonite.

by Ralph February 12, 2005

squirrel

innocent looking race of world-dominators, planning to take over the world lead by the oversquirrel

by The Oversquirrel March 13, 2003