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Squarenuts

The perpetually unemployed guy at the union hall who never gets off the bench to take a job call.
The endless act of sitting has given him "Squarenuts".
Biff: You'll never guess who I saw at the hall today.
Happy: Not old Squarenuts?
Biff: Yep, has that guy ever worked?
Happy: Hells no.
Biff: Good old Squarenuts.
by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009
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fuckin square

A two steppin moist ass double crossing bitch.
Or a scip scoppin scally wag hoe.
Dylan Orban is a fuckin square for that bullshit he was pullin last night. shit.
by Joey Towaz June 13, 2008
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kennett square

a kickass little town in southeast pa, on the delaware border. the highschool is composed of about 1/2 hispanics and 1/2 everyone else. we just got a football team
kennett square pennslyvannia, most of our best athletes end up at sallies
by dazcooist August 13, 2007
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Square Of Death

A drinking game played by those in the know, Ninjas and visionaries.

The game requires several players, alcohol and a pack of cards.
After the initial "initiation" rounds, the players are left with four dealt cards and then enter The Square Of Death - which is ALWAYS marked by all players making an outline of a square with both hands then mimicking the cutting of their own throats.

The square of death is made of a 4 x 4 square of cards and each card carries a differing level of drink penalty or nomination.

There are no winners....just very drunken players.
Legend has it that Elvis, George Best, Ollie Reed and Jimi Hendrix are actually still locked in a game of Square of Death and have not actually died at all.

JFK's head exploded when he thought back to the game of Square of Death he had played the previous night.

Pilot: Hey, our flight is pushed back 2 hours...whuddya wanna do?
Co-Pilot: Square of Death?
Pilot: Good call.
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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Spongebob Squarepants

A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.
Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.
by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010
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square tie

a relatively small comic based on a square shaped tie, created by Sabrina Montague, that is enjoying a growing fanbase and internet support, and can be found at: www.myspace.com/squaretie
'have you seen that new square tie comic... is soo geeeky?!!'
by sabz121 October 29, 2008
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Square Boy Rebel

Someone who is square in school (gets good grades, is going to college), but still has swag.
What?! Antwain got into UC Berkely?! The one with the dreads and the baggy pants?

Yeah, he's a square boy rebel.
by Verve2.0 November 13, 2009
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