Spam Knuckles

A fighter - professional or otherwise who, win or lose, lacks the punching power to knock you out.

"Come on Spam Knuckles is that all you've got for me?"

by Reguez June 21, 2016

spam bear

a term for a dipshit asshole that cannot contribute anything to society and instead spends every hour of every day behind that fucking computer screen spamming random nonsense instead of getting a life

guy1: ajdhsfuasiydguoasydtagsuhd
guy2: stfu you fucking spam bear

by soupmaster 69 July 3, 2020

Spam Wemg

The greatest being to ever walk this earth. Hot, masculine, jacked, 7-foot-tall behemoth. All men, women and children find Spam Wemg irresistibly attractive. Spam plays no favourites, however; the 3rd option appeals the most to him. Despite his immense beauty and intelligence, he was recently consumed by an ugly man called Alan Kerrrrrrr. I HATE THAT GUY. HOW DARE HE TAKE MY PRECIOUS SPAM WEMG FROM ME AND ALL LITTLE BOYS!?

Wow, that's our lord and saviour Spam Wemg. He is so hot.

by Spam Wemg Lover October 25, 2023

slam the spam

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.

After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

spam flautist

Virtuoso fellatio performer.

Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>

by Brucester September 13, 2006

spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

by David P January 29, 2005

Troll Spam

When internet trolls put links into their already annoying long winded posts.

Those birther idiots are now sending troll spam with about a half dozen links in it, as if their diarrhea of the mouth wasn't enough.

by Tolkien Ed May 14, 2011