samuel cox

a gay cunt

that man is such a samuel cox

by notdragoisadragon April 10, 2019

samuel moline

Very hot very sexy god on the court 25 centimeter penis

Guy 1: did you see samuel moline penis?
Guy 2: yes of course very big very good!!!

by Slimeual42069024 October 1, 2019

Samuel Donald Walker-Pagotto

Is the King rat at the rat tunnels, likes wearing adidas trackpants and his jean jacket.

You its the big rat , Samuel Donald Walker-Pagotto

by Br uh b r uh October 29, 2019

Samuel Goff

A nice caring boy amazing child hit him up he is so cool and a big man I’m terrified of him but we all love him

Samuel Goff is so cool 😎

by Cool kid456 January 5, 2020

samuelbleich

pathetic, cowardly individual who does nothing to help themselves. Worthless and cheap.

i wanted to help my friend but in the moment was very samuelbleich , and i didn't help because I'm an ass.

by callsitlikesapro February 5, 2020

Simpelle

The same as Simp, but with women.

Jessica: I just donated 500$ to JamesGames, i hope he notices me and i marry him.

Maria: SIMPELLE!

The other girls: oooh we have a simpelle here!

by TheExotiC2 April 2, 2020

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020