Doing a Simon

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.

I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore

by FloppySimon May 29, 2019

nick and simon

two people that are best amigos and one is really good looking and filipino and has spiderman powers and one is 1/4% mexican named nick and together they love to eat burritos also the one simon is not ugly contrary to popular belief.

Nick and simon are so cute together also they never get in trouble together

by 😈 trolly March 13, 2022

simon

A description word that means thick and creamy when describing cum.

"Oh, this cum is sooo simon," said Greg the man slut.

by Simon Hayes Harvey July 26, 2006

Simon Cowell

An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.

I want to marry Simon Cowell.

by Kirstie May 20, 2004

Simonas

a NERD

but he a chill boi

Yeah i met a simonas today

by iwantapplepies April 26, 2019

SIMBZ

A complete and utter homosexual with a flagrant desire to suck cock.

Simbz is a queer he loves to suck gigantic cock and desires nothing more then to be surrounded by men shooting their loads all over his face

by [e-mail] December 15, 2004

Simon Marchant

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a football team and costantly be on the bench.

"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?

by Dan Simmonds March 23, 2005