sidewalk bible

When your walking down the street and you see a bible on the ground; god thought you could use one

"I saw a sidewalk bible last night, god must have known about last night."

by Alice Renmont January 17, 2018

Sidewalk art

What remains after a suicide by falling to death, usually by jumping from a skyscraper or bridge.

"Before going to a therapist, he was about to become sidewalk art"

by Neves777 March 26, 2018

sidewalk stomp

When you put someone's upper teeth on a sidewalk and you stomp on the back of their head.

1: HEY GAYBOY WHATCHA DOIN YOU STUPID HOMO
2: Shut up or I'll give you a sidewalk stomp.

by kaycee the sword August 31, 2018

sidewalk curb

The mother of homeless.

I just walked by the sidewalk curb
Did they ask you for money?

by Saggytits38 December 7, 2018

Sidewalk

A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.

Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”

Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”

by Fros T Snowman December 20, 2018

Sidewalk Chalk Shake

Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.

Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

sidewalk hero

A person that looks/acts like a civilian in public but will jump into action when a medical or social crisis hits outside of typical occupations/environments, typically on public sidewalks.
I.E. people that treat injured people or stop criminals before they escape the scene of the crime

"Did you hear about that woman that saved a girl's life in the news? Patched her injury up to keep her alive until the paramedics arrived!"
"Yeah, she was a real sidewalk hero!"

by Mega Erofan January 4, 2020