shoven 

Past tence of shaving a particular part on your body

“I am freshly shoven on my face”

shoven by Jimmyjam1 July 5, 2018

sheveled 

Composed, ready, prepared, put together patiently

Josh was quite sheveled for his wedding, before shit hit the fan.....

sheveled by Nerd brigade January 12, 2021

Barrel of shoelaces 

To be useful in any situation.

Wow that guy was a real barrel of shoelaces! He helped us alot!

Barrel of shoelaces by douggie886 January 24, 2011

shoveling snow 

the act of selling or doing cocaine

"A bitter chill from shoveling snow, hustling blow and ecstasy pills to pay electricity bills." Apathy - the winter

shoveling snow by dick shunary February 7, 2009

shoeless camel 

a sexual act, not unlike the infamous "bangladesh bomber" or the "funnel cake" or the "potato salad" or the "algerian omelet", named for the appearance of the lady after the dirty deed.

so youre doing this girl so hard, and you surgically remove her feet and re-attach them to her back.

"Dude, you see that chick!?!? I can tell what she was up to last night; can someone say 'shoeless camel'?"

shoeless camel by lm ap calculus bc 2006 nate September 23, 2006

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids by Lizzeh && Ninja September 4, 2008

Shoelaces 

Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.

Dude 1:Where's Johnny?
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.

Shoelaces by Banksy29 January 12, 2013