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gay scare

When a person is surprised or scared by first having romantic feelings for a member of the same sex.
Dude, I thought I was straight, but when I saw that guy walk into the store, I had a gay scare.
by Coleslaw Productions January 25, 2016
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seedling scare

When you think you got your girl pregnant, but it turns out to just be a scare.
I thought I was gonna be a daddy so I had to get rid of my hot rod. Turns out it was just a seedling scare.
by Wheresmyfrap March 24, 2016
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piss scarecity

The fear of peeing in public due to the fear of the person in the stall next to you hearing you pee or break wind while bearing down
One of the busybodies at work was in the stall next to me in the bathroom I could not be due to piss scarecity
by Rearview61 September 24, 2016
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semen scare

When you pull out late, she thinks she's pregnant but finds out later she isn't.
Female 1: "I just found out I'm not pregnant! I had a real Big semen scare
Female 2: "you dodged a real bullet there!"
by Holtz21211 March 29, 2019
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Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.
You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.
by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020
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Lobster jump scare

A image of a lobster Screaming in the background
Jafar: yo do you want to see this video I just watch

Dave: oh sure let me see

Lobster jump scare: (screaming sound effect)

Dave: (scream)

Jafar: hehehe
by Jeff2279 August 28, 2022
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As seen in Maimy's Fatality With Lyrics.
Fatal: WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!
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by XDistortedEntity666X January 29, 2023
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