Salted Caramel

The substance that forms when vanilla ice cream is put into someones butthole and subsequently churned by means of penis so that it mixes with the fecal matter. It is brown, sweet and sticky like actual salted caramel.

Jon: Hey I saw you go home with that girl last night, how was that?

Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.

Jon: Ew.

by dollapingaz May 26, 2015

Salted nut roll

A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net

Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?

Paul: No dude it's all yours.

Joe: I want half.

by S bomb March 30, 2009

Sauteed Baby Ankles

A phrase used to describe a situation in which you are treated unjustly Bullshit, A detestable of repugnant smellFeces, A phrase of great joy or elationawesome. excrement

When the cop gave me the ticket, I said that's some Sauteed Baby ankles.

That dogs feces smells like Sauteed Baby ankles.

When i saw the amount I was going to get back from my tax return check I said "Sauteed baby ankles, We goin SHOPPIN!!!"

by M. DaScholar February 8, 2010

salted kob

When a gay man has ejaculates onto another man's penis then sucks it off

Dude, I heard Jared did a salted kob on Jerome

by It's yaboiiiii October 16, 2017

salter

ABBA
Anal Alision
Bath Basher
Bed Basher
Anal Assasin
...its nuffing long.

Salter
Alison....
Bath Bashing
Bed Bashing
Anal Assasing people.

by Blaise-ing Squad January 2, 2008

salted rim

When a male ejaculates on a woman's asshole and leaves it to dry.

A male is having sex with another male and/or female and ejaculates on her asshole. If he leaves it to dry, the remnants that are left are the "salted rim"

by chickencat March 23, 2010

Saltercation

When to people get in an argument or fight because one or more of them is salty

(Girl 1 bumps into girl 2 in the hallway)
Girl 1: Why you runnin into people like that? (The Salty one)
Girl 2: I didn't do nuthin!
Girl 1: Bitch, you lyin!
(They start cat fighting)
Guy: Damn, look at that SalteRcation
Guy 2: Right?!

by crazy_staniel March 19, 2013