A whore that grossly understates her age on her profile in order to get more business - a ploy often used by Asian women in Western countries.
When I got to the door I was like 'fuck, this is a rusty whore. Her profile said she was 20 but she looks more like 40'
by William0991 May 12, 2016
Get the Rusty Whore mug.When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.
I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.
Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.
Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.
by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018
Get the Droppin’ a Rusty mug.Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.
Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
by The Ugly Barnacle November 5, 2014
Get the rusty wilson mug.What a Mexican Gay male calls a used condom. Can also be used for pegging or male to female anal contact.
Geraldo woke up with a massive pain in
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.
by Tom@$$ March 25, 2022
Get the Rusty Poncho mug.When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017
Get the Rusty Tap mug.When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.
I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.
by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022
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