Rug Queen

An attractive fat girl. After you sleep with her you notice her panties on your floor and the panties look like a rug.

I nailed that Rug Queen Emilie last night. Thought there was a dead cheetah on my floor this morning.

by Byerley October 10, 2013

Rug docter

-Lesbian
-Dyke

Sarah is such a rug docter! she needs Jesus!

by ;) Shhhhh November 27, 2011

Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

Rug Burn Cock

When a Males junk is given a rash from a rug

Gavin got Rug Burn Cock after he fell.

by batman dirty sends January 18, 2023

The Faze Rug Walk

The Faze Rug walk is a certification given to food that tastes good by blatantly walking off into the distance without saying any word.

Noah- Is the pizza The Faze Rug Walk worthy?
Brain- *walks off into the distance without saying anything*

by plxsma February 9, 2023

Lyin' like a sack of rugs

When someone is obviously lying in a lazy way.

The person is not trying their best to hide their lie.

Amy is lyin' like a sack of rugs.

Amy lied like a sack of rugs when she said the sky wasn't blue.

by quirckyteen November 6, 2023