gl roberts

Gl Roberts is an ass high school.... the teachers there are shit and the grade nines this year are so annoying:)......the grade nines never stop running in the halls......Gl Roberts teaches make you work outside in the freezing cold.....Gl Roberts can not afford heat or ac because they are poor mother fuckers.....the janitors don’t know how the fuck to clean:) half of the kids hear smell like complete shit and dirty ass hole:).....and the cafeteria food taste like rotten ass:)

“Gl Roberts is ass”

by A student from Gl Roberts:) October 5, 2018

Will roberts

Just an absolute top bloke. Most famous for slaying flatties and shredding fatties. Known as a literal god to some, known as the second coming of Jesus Christ to others. A pest to both blokes and Liptons Peach Ice Tea.

Her: I just caught some fattie flatties
Him: wow youre such a Will roberts
Her: I will now recite the entire script for the Bee Movie
Him: ok butty

by SindromNobba June 8, 2021

Sergi Roberto

One of Barcelona's top right backs and Xavi's covert gay boyfriend is Sergi Roberto.

Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.

Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.

Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.

Fsg: Gianni I have the Xavi and Sergi Roberto love tape

Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone

Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.

by Sleeping pets September 5, 2023

julia roberts

yes...she has a big mouth...but who cares because she is a very talented actress and deserves respect for all of the wonderful movies that she has been in...and those people that don't like her because she is rich are just jealous of her

Julia roberts is my favorite actress.

by Boojam October 28, 2005

Roberto

When you first meet Roberto you might think he is insane. When you get to know him more he is actually really caring. He is really funny. He is very social and he can never stop taking. He gets in trouble a lot. Mostly because he talks or he talks back. Roberto will keep their secrets between him and you. He will keep his mouth shut. He acts very very gay but he isn’t don’t worry. He never try’s at school and fails all of his classes. Trust me he is one of the funniest and trusting guys you will ever met.

Ay yo Roberto!

Oml your so stupid, but funny at the same time!
You got to know Roberto well,trust me he’s trusting!

by Keenwa April 19, 2019

Rudert

V. The act of snapping at people

N. Any of a race of elderly women who snaps at younger persons and tends to wear the same or similar outfits; often confused with a "turkey" but is reality not.

She ruderted at me when I shined a laser pointer at her breast.

In the park...
"Is that a turkey?" said Mike.
"No, it's just a rudert; if she hears you she'll snap at you!" said Jane.

by Schmidtler May 28, 2008

Robert

- Hide yo wife Hide yo kids -
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid

- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material

Goddammit Robert

by Hematochezia August 17, 2017