realisticness

The state of being realistic. Defining one's true self, and being 100% real.

Me and my female synch, no nonsense, no ignorance; we have a realtionship that's pure,unrivaled realisticness.

by EnigmaticPariah and Incognito March 18, 2014

Reality Tax

The requirement of acknowledging another person's tradition, ideology, or custom even though it has no basis in reality. The obstruction of human progress caused by devotion to something that is not real.

Our inability to cut medical costs by passing end of life legislation is a reality tax imposed by conservative social and religious groups.

Laws against insulting the national leader are a reality tax on the press.

by DrawBlood May 4, 2016

realio

Like this is the truth!

Ayo this is the truth it’s realio dealio

by Dab jkalfn February 7, 2019

Ralli

Someone who denies their middle-class heritage outright, instead purporting to 'vote labour' even though such a statement is irrelevant.

You're such a Ralli

No I'm not, I vote labour.

by Bam Srett May 9, 2019

Reality-Junkie

A Reality-Junkie is an individual that is introduced to a fringe or conspiratorial concept of the world as we know it today, and then becomes consumed by or rather obsessed with seeking hidden truths in-between the grandiose lies past down from those with the power, to those without the power.

"Damn my guy, I thought flat earthers were retarded and now I can see how the degradation of a society makes the people more easily controlled. You know, kinda like how you're a slave to your passions and if you let your passions consume you, you'll do anything to get that fix. Oh well. Guess I'll just keep on researching this depressing shit and never turn off my computer to go better myself physically, mentally, emotionally or spiritually. "

- Reality-Junkie

by MustacheBear December 31, 2020

Split Screen Reality Wank

When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.

Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."

by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016

Back to reality

Back to work on aMonday morning 😓 after a 2 day blackout

Shut up and go back to reality. Enough of your weekend boozing, proles.

by Sexydimma March 27, 2022