cattle rancher

an alcoholic beverage containing any beer and A1 steaksauce. The drink is prepared by pouring a can of beer into a cup and A1 steaksauce into a shot glass. The shot glass is dropped into the cup then the drinker chugs it down.

A: What do you want to drink?

B: I'll have a cattle rancher

A: Wow your a badass

by Brian Brillian May 4, 2008

Geek Ranch

In regards to something lame or stupid.
As opposed to "Cool Ranch" Doritos.

A:"Dude,Timmy's so lame."
B:"Yeah. That kid's geek ranch."

by Scott Nash February 16, 2009

ranch

(adj)describing someone, sth, or some action that is very country, with a beautiful ranch scene as its background.

that shirt is so ranch.
that comment really made you sound ranch.

by azleda April 29, 2006

RANCHTABULOUS

Verb. To call something containing ranch RANCHTABULOUS

Dude! That new Chicken Rancher at AppleBee's is RANCHTABULOUS!!!

by Alex Matz February 24, 2008

Rachaelbating

the act of a female pleasuring herself in her friends bed while her friend is asleep next to her

Dude 1: Bro i heard she was rachaelbating at her sleepover
Dude 2: Yea she made the room smell terrible

by Youngkrooked November 4, 2011

Chonie Ranchors

The act of leaving jolly ranchor size turds in your underwear after thinking you only had to "fart"

guy #1"damnit, i've got chonie ranchors again"
Guy #2 " i told you to never trust a fart"

by Seattleboy22 September 14, 2010

ranch

To vomit.

I take no responsibility for this one. We had a 16 year old work-experience kid with us last week who was grossed out by an abscess. He disappeared out the back saying:

"I've gotta get some fresh air, I feel like I'm gonna ranch everywhere"

by Choda Boy 57 August 15, 2006