quick-shaft

To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.

"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."

by MidgetSlayer January 29, 2008

Quick Evac

The act of blowing a fart while standing, opening up the fly on your jeans, and sitting rapidly to make the stench exit out of the fly into your own face for maximum enjoyment

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by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008

Quick Thrill Dippy

Someone who aspires to a quick grope that is meaningless (typically after a few drinks)

Quick Thrill Dippy: She was a quick thrill dippy on the high street after a few bacardi breezers

by Not Dippy April 9, 2009

quickasode

Editing down a 1 hour television show into a 5 minute recap without losing any of the story line.

I watched the quickasode of Damages last night and didn't have to waste on hour getting caught up on last weeks episode.

by smokey07 February 27, 2009

Quick-to-kick-a-bitch

A term used to describe a tribe of women who have performed actions that were less than satisfactory.

Penny: I tried to clean the house.
Jeff: Look woman you gonna have to join the tribe!
Penny: What tribe?
Jeff as he kicks her shins: The Quick-to-kick-a-bitch!

by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010

Quick Spreading

1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.

1) Kid 1: WOW, that movie sure is quick spreading!

2) This butter sure is quick spreading!

by Gryffitherin December 15, 2011

Quick Mickey

An extremely high-performance, low-profile tired, sporty-wheeled, non-Asian import car of the mid-2000's with a savvy nerdbomber owner attempting to achieve a more "modern" looking vehicle. With proper placement of a nose, whiskers and tail, the car would look like a fast mouse zooming down California freeways in search of kittens to taunt and tease.

Take a look at that Quick Mickey over there--no doubt he's out on the prowl.

by Elaine Who October 18, 2012