bertuzzi punch

sucker punching someone from behind and slamming their head into the ice.

you should give that guy a bertuzzi punch

by straker November 3, 2007

bitch punch

like a sucker punch, but weak, like a bitch.

As soon as Mike bitch punched Jeff, he proceeded to play Tetris on Mike's face.

by hautroddr April 24, 2006

BONE PUNCH

Derived from the latin term bohn·puhnch

A "Bone Punch" is classified as a punch exectued on the bone or joint rather than the muscle or fat tissue of an unaware victim.

Given the unanticipated opportunity to deliver a swift, hearty Bone Punch, it is necessary to first distract the victim's attention by shouting "BONE PUNCH" before striking the crippling blow.

It is also a lesser known fact that the Bone Punch is also open-ended, leaving room for the "Muscle Punch Compliment." Once again you must shout "BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!" while executing the blow.

FACT: Bone Punches hurt so much more then regular punches.

"Grandma, would you mind taking me to the store to buy some cerial? I would really appreciate it if we could pick up some Kellogs fruity pebb-BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!"

Grandma is now on the ground, confused and partly unconscious.
Success.

by Andy Troz April 14, 2007

telegraphed his punches

almost like winding up for your punch or cocking your arm back; it is a little reflex that shows you are going to punch before you do it. Experienced fighters are usually better at hiding how they are coming at you or not at all. Sometimes if you are quick enough it doesn't matter.

silvers Author | 2007-05-06 22:18:30

street fighter didn't have shit. there was no art in his technique. he telegraphed his punches like a bitch and because of this he was easy to read. mma guy waits for him to swing, knows where the kids head is and bang, bang, bang. socked him with the left like 3 times in a row near the end with that shit

stolen from -(a fighting tips website)

by gRyPhOn July 31, 2008

Punch A Baby

The act of being so mad you could punch a baby

I'm so mad I could punch a baby

by I Zack I December 29, 2008

tongue punch

A hard, forceful attack from a tongue to a woman's special area which allows for maximum pleasure and minimal neck strain.

My woman came over last night, I made her dinner and a quick tongue punch before we went to sleep.

by Flizoyd May 11, 2006

poo puncher

A male who inserts his penis into another male person's rectum.

Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.

by Busted Hyman September 4, 2007