punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

by jimi December 5, 2004

Tongue punching the fart box

Slur used against someone who uses their tongue to clean out the anal cavity of those in charge, just so they can gain power and responsibility. Can be secretly represented by going "blah! blah! blah!" while forcefully flicking out the tongue while the given person is near. Someone who really loves to kiss ass and suck ass as well.

Dude, that guy used to be so cool, but ever since he started toungue punching sergeants fart box he's a total fucking dickhead. He's fallen in love with tongue punching the fart box man..

by Pissed Off White Nuk June 24, 2014

Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher!!!

A cheer that can be used in any multiplayer videogame, esp. Halo 2, especially used while "storming" and enemy base, or after a difficult accomplishment.

"Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher, CHAAAAARGE!!!"
"Killtacular! Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher!"

by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 6, 2005

Doughnut Puncher

1. a young man that goes by the name of chandler moore
2. he beats off to anything he can get his hands on
3. hes so far only gotten his hands on deceased chickens

i think it speaks for itself

by sea bass March 8, 2003

punchies

When you take lortab or any pills in that class of drugs and then you get hungry.

I am so high on pills cant wait til the punchies set in.

by Punchy Server April 28, 2009

prostate puncher

One who delves into the gloomy depths of either their own or another man's stinking shit lined anal cavity in search instant pleasure that they haven't experienced since their favourite uncle gave them a treat at the last family picnic behind the bushes.

Mike Bilsland was a prostate punching homo until he died off ass cancer

by cnuts16 February 16, 2004

Punching the Cat in the Face

v. engaging in sexual intercourse

T.J. absolutely loves going home from the club and punching the cat in the face.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008