A black man or woman who is well educated and/or successful in his or her chosen profession. Much more common nowadays than stereotypes of black people allow.
by Athlone April 18, 2012
Get the Black Professional. mug.when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.
After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
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1. Scrabble-enjoying hetero soo-per genius (sorry, Who Banger, not "faggot"... but I can't fault you for wishful thinkin'...) who can't afford to go to the prom because he has to save every effin' dime to go to MIT and invent the technology to keep America #1 so ungrateful homophobes like Who Banger can whine on this website.
2. Witty contributor to this website who enjoys free publicity from folks like Who Banger... god bless 'em.
2. Witty contributor to this website who enjoys free publicity from folks like Who Banger... god bless 'em.
Why yes, Professor X kicks ass at Scrabble and has two parents who reminded him on prom night that the fat chick wasn't worth chewing his arm off at dawn to escape from the motel room.
Professor X is smart, true, but can't fathom how it took Who Banger more than two weeks to find himself defined on this website!
Professor X is smart, true, but can't fathom how it took Who Banger more than two weeks to find himself defined on this website!
by Professor X May 24, 2003
Get the professor x mug.One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.
Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.
by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010
Get the professional student mug.When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.
I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.
by Spider November 16, 2004
Get the The Nutty Professor mug.Quite simply, it means "bitch." Its a term often used in areas where people describe themselves, such as online dating sites (which is often the only place for them to get dates, since anyone who encounters them in real life realizes how unpleasant they are.)
Professional women generally have thinly disguised contempt for males, and are likely to remain single and childless well into their 30's, since they are about as nurturing as an electric chair.
Professional women generally have thinly disguised contempt for males, and are likely to remain single and childless well into their 30's, since they are about as nurturing as an electric chair.
I met a chick on Match.com last week who said she was a professional woman. Man, what an angry bitch!
by Two11two December 30, 2008
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