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Great Canadian Promise

A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!
I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.

All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise
by Aliip May 8, 2008
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promiscuous

That is a woman. That is a promiscuous woman. But I repeat myself.
by captain marf September 4, 2008
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MPS: Male Provider Syndrome

MPS: Male-Provider Syndrome - When your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.
A mad has MPS: Male Provider Syndrome when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have GREAT WiFi.
by ChillJindy March 15, 2010
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provost alberta

gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.
"Have you ever heard of Provost Alberta?"

"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."
by holefuck969 July 13, 2017
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Urban Provincial

People who live in a major city (Manhattan or Los Angeles for example) who don't understand the way of life of anyone who doesn't live in a city.

Many times they are well educated and intelligent but so sheltered by only living in urban areas and dealing with others like them that they are limited in perspective and narrow minded.
An urban provincial person is someone you speak to who seriously can't understand why anyone would shop at Costco. They also think Sarah Palin is unintelligent because she has an accent
by DKramer1818 June 13, 2010
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Eye of Providence

Eye of Providence
stygian witches: "give us back the eye!!"
by damn it January 28, 2006
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east providence

A boring city of Rhode Island made up of a lot of white people that think they are black, niggers, emo fags, potheads and a handful of normal people.
Why did we move to East Providence? Its so boring
by jay^-^ July 28, 2006
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