The Rittenhouse Precedent

The dangerous precedent set by the acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse on November 19th, 2021; that you have the right to self-defense by any means if your life is threatened by mentally ill pedophiles and rioters.

"The Rittenhouse precedent now gives deranged right-wingers the right to kill my wife's boyfriend if he chases one of them down in a riot"

by BlowtorchBassem November 20, 2021

Presidential Jackson

Also known as the stonewall. The act of putting one's mate upside down against a stone wall, and vigorously thrusting the male member within the confines of her ass. Refers to president Jackson's nickname: "stonewall".

Dude, that chick is so different during sex.
Yea dude. That chick'll even go for a nice hot presidential jackson.

by Adam Pickett October 6, 2006

President

A puppet with no power who presides over meetings with those who actually hold the real power.

I want to be President so my puppet masters can yank me around.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

presidential scandal

When a man, prefferably in the presidential posistion, preforms an attrocity to the congreggation.

Zach, you must have known she was only 11! That's a presidential scandal.

by iangoeth August 26, 2005

President

Someone who failed at life, and decided to fuck with the wrong mexicans.

“Look at the President, fuck him.”

by Nov3Crackhead November 21, 2019

Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.

Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

President-Elect Obama

A politician elected to the position of President on a platform of "change". Apparently he defines "change" as the appointment of all of Clinton's ex-staffers to his administration.

I wonder what position President-Elect Obama will give Monica Lewinsky.

by kindlydank December 17, 2008