Danger Press Ups

The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.

First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.

Mate I did some briliant Danger Press Ups last night outside flat 23

by dpumaster April 26, 2011

pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.

Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol

by THEWHITEBOY503 August 04, 2020

Pressing

Pushing out a type of press (i.e. news/research) which is often misleading/click-bait.
Making it more important than it really is.
Same as 'making press'

A:The new just reported new study says pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed.
B: Jeez, can people stop pressing.

by StarryMayhem April 13, 2018

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 16, 2023

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 16, 2023

French press

A three way with two french guys.

Mon dieu, we really french pressed Jessy at the party.

by Delic July 18, 2017

French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

by Maniconwords December 31, 2024