A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
by Cmonkey April 18, 2022
Get the Log press kissmug. The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 28, 2013
Get the pressed oystersmug. by Bdubbs281 July 3, 2018
Get the Garlic pressingmug. Press! Doing too much. Overly excited. It’s simple. First things first...it’s DC’s lingo (one of our words). Nobody in DC really adds the “ED” it’s just press!
by Dcthing January 17, 2019
Get the Pressmug. by tudoro February 14, 2023
Get the Press this heart buttonmug. A DIY venue in Cleveland, OH that focuses on fostering community for independent artists in a safe space for LGBTQIA+. Oh and they make sure artist get paid adequately! $$$
by Joinmy.navy November 24, 2021
Get the BLK PUNX PRESSmug. When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.
by ElVerde76 December 4, 2018
Get the volleyball pressmug.