Ice Pleasures

Foreplay using Ice. Usually cubed ice. but sometimes crushed ice if you are advanced.

Just do the usual foreplay... but just use ice to magnify the pleasure... scientifically it is proven to enhance the orgasmic release.

Some people use ice cream for a more tasty delight.

Jenny and Tom enhanced their sexual relationship via ice pleasures.

by Jeremy Kobalt December 29, 2008

Weepy Pleaser

Crying into your hand while masturbating.

(Enter name) was upset that his girlfriend broke up with him that he gave himself a weepy pleaser.

by DKDZ September 7, 2010

next waiting please

A term used in local kebab shops located in Australia to ask for the next person to be served.

While john was standing in line waiting to be served, a large man shouts "NEXT WAITING PLEASE"

by Joel Cohen July 30, 2008

Blogga, please!

Special concluding segment of Bill Maher's HBO political satire and late night talk show where questions submitted to the show from Bloggers are discussed. The segment title is an obvious nod to one of Dave Chappelle's similarly titled comedy skits, starring comedian Chris Rock.

Maher: "It's time for our end-of-the-show, Blogga, please! segment - this is where people blog in and we get the questions right from people off the Internet".

Blogga: What do you think of the UFOs over Texas? . . .
Maher: “UFOs are a lot more likely, than a space God flew down bodily, and who you know is the son of God, and had sex with a Palestinian woman.”

by Russell Clark February 3, 2008

Mt. Pleasant High School

High School located in Mt. Pleasant, NC. 99.9% White and redneck mixed, .1% black and any other race. Also known as Mt. Pregnant, Terrible terrible at sports, and JROTC is god awful. old school with 2 floors, out in the middle of no where, but they come through when it snows/ice's, causing all other Cabarrus County School's to shut down.

Rest of CabCo: Cancel school!
CabCo: we need evidence. Mt. Pleasant High School: I got this.

by CabCo's finest May 7, 2017

bitch please

expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

by Margaret November 17, 2004

crowd pleaser

When a girl is good for everyone and "pleases" a bunch of guys.

That girl Kelly is a crowd pleaser, she sucks everyone's dick .

by DEEZ NUTZZ December 2, 2016