Phantom

after taking a shit you look down at the toilet bowl to notice there is nothing there. Often leading to confusion as to whether or not you actually dumped.

This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty

Gary: You look confused, Paul.

Paul: Yea.. I think I did a phantom, and when I wiped it was a ghosty!

by dcm89 January 26, 2010

Phantom

Only the biggest, baddest Broadway show EVER! PHANTOM OF THE OPERA ROCKS!!!

I got to see Phantom on Broadway for only $20!

by Hallie Corson September 24, 2004

phantasm

When a frightening moment reaches a climax

hey, dude last night i watched the grudge and it gave me a phantasm

by jacobe johnson January 16, 2010

phantom dump

The act of defecating in a unorthodox location. Perhaps a mailbox, sneaker,notebook, or golf hole. The chagrin and befuddlement of those who discover it is the payoff.

Tom: Dude, I can't believe you phantom dumped in Elmer's chocolate milk.

Chris: That was retribution for the dead leg he gave me yesterday.

Tom: I'd say your even now.

Chris: word.

by job pilsen May 12, 2009

phantom boner

The same as "e-boner" which means being aroused or turned on without the physical effects of a full-on erection. This term can be used by either sexes, so it doesn't have to pertain to just males.

Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.

Did you check out those pictures of that chick? Oh man, she gave me a phantom boner!

WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!

by acesandiegan February 23, 2011

phantom splooge

An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.

I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.

by Beerczar July 22, 2017

Phantom Poo

When you do a terd and go to wipe your ass and theres no poo on your anus

"where did that shit go,must have been a Phantom poo

by Phantom Poo Man August 30, 2006